June 30th, 2012 /
I am going to do to her what I did with Tracey, and just provide some of her FB status gems.
On my mind right now. Bacon!!! And the puppy. She gets her surgery today. I wonder if spaying is like a hysterectomy. Does it throw dogs into early menopause? Do their lips shrivel up and do they get hot flashes and beards? Do dogs even go through menopause? I know, I have weird thoughts that run through my head.
Say what you will about the redneckery that is Honey Boo Boo, but that family really loves each other and knows how to have fun.
Trying to convince Weeko that Brian was in a boy band called the Blackstreet Boys.
Is there any word grosser than “panties”? I think not!
June 22nd, 2012 /
Here are just a tiny few gems of Tracey’s that make me laugh til I pee myself.
Gotta love this warm weather. It’s that time of the day when folk’s deodorant has worn off and they smell like they been bench pressing buildings all day. Yum!
Sitting here listening to Marvin Gaye and that man could sing the panties off a mannequin. *fans self*
Jessica Simpson FINALLY had her baby. She was just born this morning and is already 13 years old.
OMG!!! I am sooooo tired of seeing folks trying to be “deep” and “philosophical” on FB and not only can they not spell worth a damn but they obviously have never met a period, comma or question mark. Just one long ass run-on sentence that you need an urban dictionary, magnifying glass and two hits of a spliff to understand. Please shut the hell up.