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Healthy Snackins

September 8th, 2013 / / categories: Eats, Joy /

I’m a food weirdo. I like making up recipes. I like taking others’ recipes and making them my own, and most importantly: I love eating. The thing is, my love for food has really caught up to me in the last few years and I need to calm my snacking down. I will hear about some crazy diet and think,’Ohhh yes, I can do that!’ and I go nuts getting the stuff for it but it never fails that within a week, I cheat or lose interest.

All that aside, I did come across a tasty snack recipe that is easy to make and healthy too! Can’t beat that, right?

Homemade Kale Chips

  • 1 bunch dinosaur kale
  • 1-2 tsp olive oil
  • Teaspoon of garlic
  • Salt and pepper
  • Any other kind of spice might fancy (Cavender’s Greek Seasoning is awesome)

Turn your broiler on, high.

Remove center stem (stalk, whatever) from the kale and chop coarsely.

In mixing bowl, mix olive oil, garlic and spices. Place kale on a baking sheet and drizzle mixture over kale. Broil for 4 minutes, or until the ends are crispy and a little brown. Keep an eye on it, because it can burn very easily!

Remove from oven and start snacking! Enjoy!

(I would post a photo, but the ones are made are pretty ugly. Tasty, but ugly!)

 

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Why I am Tracey’s #1 Fan

June 22nd, 2012 / / categories: Joy, Tracey /

Here are just a tiny few gems of Tracey’s that make me laugh til I pee myself.

Gotta love this warm weather. It’s that time of the day when folk’s deodorant has worn off and they smell like they been bench pressing buildings all day. Yum!
Sitting here listening to Marvin Gaye and that man could sing the panties off a mannequin. *fans self*
Jessica Simpson FINALLY had her baby. She was just born this morning and is already 13 years old.
OMG!!! I am sooooo tired of seeing folks trying to be “deep” and “philosophical” on FB and not only can they not spell worth a damn but they obviously have never met a period, comma or question mark. Just one long ass run-on sentence that you need an urban dictionary, magnifying glass and two hits of a spliff to understand. Please shut the hell up.